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foreveralone-lyguy:

Fuck off Tim

foreveralone-lyguy:

Fuck off Tim

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westbor0baptistchurch:

Sabrina the Teenage Bitch

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indiepopsicle:

breelandwalker:

Book Quotes: - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"Oh I can’t wait to see McGonagall inspected,” said Ron happily. “Umbridge won’t know what’s hit her.” 

McGonagall is the Queen of Sass. All Hail McGonagall.

DO YOU NEED A COUGH DROP, DOLORES?!

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aintnobodygottimeforthisfandom:

premiium:

rapewhistled:

still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….wtf is going on

i guess everyone’s on holiday

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misspsychotic:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

Joe.

Talk shit get hit.

best delivery of a verbal bitch slap in cinematic history.

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nudityandnerdery:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

plumbones:

destiny919:

greenhoused:

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.

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h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

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pythox:

Black Snake Moan (“Some pretty mama better come and get this black snake soon”).


"Midnight Gin" Morph of a Boa Constrictor. It was born with a normal pattern and surprisingly turned all black within 2 1/2 years.If you ever needed a proof that black is literally beautiful: Here it is.

White Snakes

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charleswritesthings:

marauders4evr:

thespacegoat:

jbars:

wow and she was dead ass

Just so you guys know this is a thing started on 4chan where they would take this and just add really offensive horrible things to it (you can even see the deleted characters above the “Like” button) and for some reason this edit, as well as an edit where “she” was condoning rape, became popular. Normally I wouldn’t care but I’m pretty sure she’s like 14 and is getting bullied terribly
I creeped her facebook and here’s her newer posts on the subject:

Just so you all know!

SIGNAL BOOST

Boost this to the moon. Clear this woman’s name.

charleswritesthings:

marauders4evr:

thespacegoat:

jbars:

wow and she was dead ass

Just so you guys know this is a thing started on 4chan where they would take this and just add really offensive horrible things to it (you can even see the deleted characters above the “Like” button) and for some reason this edit, as well as an edit where “she” was condoning rape, became popular. Normally I wouldn’t care but I’m pretty sure she’s like 14 and is getting bullied terribly

I creeped her facebook and here’s her newer posts on the subject:

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Just so you all know!

SIGNAL BOOST

Boost this to the moon. Clear this woman’s name.

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camdamage:

God dammit I wish dragons were real.

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little-punkin-ddlg:

ea5e95:

every-one-is-mad-here:

thenapturalone:

cthulhupeelz:

cyanidewhore:

sociopath-red-pheasant:

rogueabdl:

his-blithe-handmaid:

husbandsir:

Jesus woman! Get around the corner! 

Go on baby girl! Get ‘im!

Id quit playing my game for sure!

You look beautiful, don’t be shy!

Omg, she is so precious.

C’mon girl, you’ve got him in your back pocket. Any man would drop his controller once he saw you. :D

I love this post. I am so happy that it is back on my dash :-)

This is the reason why i fucking love tumblr, I love you all. Anyway, go get him Beautiful! :) 

I love this picture so much. It’s so damn cute..ugh

Every time it comes around

little-punkin-ddlg:

ea5e95:

every-one-is-mad-here:

thenapturalone:

cthulhupeelz:

cyanidewhore:

sociopath-red-pheasant:

rogueabdl:

his-blithe-handmaid:

husbandsir:

Jesus woman! Get around the corner! 

Go on baby girl! Get ‘im!

Id quit playing my game for sure!

You look beautiful, don’t be shy!

Omg, she is so precious.

C’mon girl, you’ve got him in your back pocket. Any man would drop his controller once he saw you. :D

I love this post. I am so happy that it is back on my dash :-)

This is the reason why i fucking love tumblr, I love you all. Anyway, go get him Beautiful! :) 

I love this picture so much. It’s so damn cute..ugh

Every time it comes around

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churchsext:

swedishhavtorn:

churchsext:

today there was a bee in my class and someone tried to kill it with his bare hands

Why the fuck would you kill a bee? Bees are innocent fluffy lil pollinators of cuteness.

Wasps on the other hand are evil plastic-looking angry incarnations of satan. They look nothing alike, please learn the difference

so u got a bee fetish huh??? u wanna fuck a bee????

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takshammy:

seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

I like your style, kid.

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