which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN
Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.
today there was a bee in my class and someone tried to kill it with his bare hands
Why the fuck would you kill a bee? Bees are innocent fluffy lil pollinators of cuteness.
Wasps on the other hand are evil plastic-looking angry incarnations of satan. They look nothing alike, please learn the difference
so u got a bee fetish huh??? u wanna fuck a bee????