May 2013
1 tag
NO seriously my real names AlexRawrzz
shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
doctorrhanniballecter:
supermerwholocked:
suprassnapbacksandtanks:
pluto-was-real:
monilip:
samandriel:
soshootastar:
who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom
#it’s okay pluto I’m not a planet either
I feel like I have been waiting for this post my whole life
I swear everyone on this site is high.
I wish I could be as high as Pluto…
sorry guys im joining the Ceres...
llamallamaphan:
i hate giving people stuff to borrow, especially ones that take everything you let them borrow.
Illgiveyouypurskirtbackitjusthasntgottenwashedyetdonthateme
So, since it's Fetish Friday
nsfweezy:
Send me a fetish and I’ll answer
No | Maybe | I guess | I’d try it | Hell yes | YES GOOD | GOD DAMNIT FUCK ME NOW |
Watching angela play Grand theft auto is all fun and games until you realize shes going to drivers training in the summer. We’re doomed.
2 tags
wizardsandhijack:
hospitalf0rsouls:
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
joggingdead:
when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you
oakbaby:
“you’re going to make a man very happy someday” no im not. Im going to ruin his life
5 tags
wolfbuttz:
I (◕ヮ◕) am (◕ヮ◕) so (◕ヮ◕) fucking (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ tired (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
llamallamaphan:
I WONT BLACKOUT
llamallamaphan:
anD WE YOU SAY, IM NOT OKAY, I LEFT MY PHONE IN TEH CAB
I believe with every fiber in my body that toilets should have a piss and shit silencer.
