NO seriously my real names AlexRawrzz
shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m joking??
doctorrhanniballecter: supermerwholocked: suprassnapbacksandtanks: pluto-was-real: monilip: samandriel: soshootastar: who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom #it’s okay pluto I’m not a planet either I feel like I have been waiting for this post my whole life I swear everyone on this site is high. I wish I could be as high as Pluto… sorry guys im joining the Ceres...
llamallamaphan: i hate giving people stuff to borrow, especially ones that take everything you let them borrow. Illgiveyouypurskirtbackitjusthasntgottenwashedyetdonthateme
So, since it's Fetish Friday
nsfweezy: Send me a fetish and I’ll answer No | Maybe | I guess | I’d try it | Hell yes | YES GOOD | GOD DAMNIT FUCK ME NOW |
Watching angela play Grand theft auto is all fun and games until you realize shes going to drivers training in the summer. We’re doomed.
wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world
joggingdead: when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you
oakbaby: “you’re going to make a man very happy someday” no im not. Im going to ruin his life
wolfbuttz: I (◕ヮ◕) am (◕ヮ◕) so (◕ヮ◕) fucking (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ tired (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
llamallamaphan: I WONT BLACKOUT
llamallamaphan: anD WE YOU SAY, IM NOT OKAY, I LEFT MY PHONE IN TEH CAB
I believe with every fiber in my body that toilets should have a piss and shit silencer.